napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
It was 4th grade
and I don’t remember much about 4th grade
except my best friend Emma and I had the same birthday
and we both had freckles
and she was obsessed with Barbies
and I remember the day the teacher asked us
What do you want to be when you grow up?
and everyone said they want to be a…
(Source: homosexualheartthrob)